How does an extreamly y individual like myself get laid without making other hot chicks feel neglected?

or either abandoned...heres the deal..im a realy attractive sorda laid back kinda guy...no..let me rephrase that..im a super hot y yet sophisticated robot sent back through time to change the futere for one lucky lady...now i know thats exiting and sh1t..the only problam is,.i havent found that lucky bit*h yet...you know, the kinda girl that would be worthy of my great looks and charm..not to mention my extroadinary love making skills backed up by an enormous package..[12 inch to be accurate] ...now honestly do you realy think any human being on the face of the earth is worthy of all that?...probably not but im willing to compromise and make a sweet generous gesture..who ever that lucky person maybe, brace yourself cuz your in for one hell of a ride when i whip it out..dont say i dident tell you so..consider yourself warned..,,