Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I was arrested for wigglin my on da skreet. What should I do now?

The otha day I was steady walkin to KFC to buy a big ol tub of chicken cuz I sho was hungry. I was wearing my cutoff shorts cuz it was crazy hot. I was countin change in my hand and then I done dropped some change. I bent over to pick up my change and then my weave got stuck on a manhole cover. My was wigglin when I was trying to pull my weave out the manhole. A policeman drove by and he saw my wigglin. He done thought I was a prostitute and he done arrested me for prostitution. How can I clear my record now?

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